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Joke Topic - 'Careful' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Careful'.

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.

Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

Spaceman

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.

Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. If things don't work out, at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.

Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

Men

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

Opticians

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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