Joke Topic - 'Careful' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Careful'.

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!

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Did you hear about the man who liked to put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week?
By Friday, he could hardly get his shoes on.

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

Brian: Yesterday, my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!