Joke Topic - 'Careers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Careers'.

Confession may be good for the soul but is bad for your career.

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

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Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. It'll be round.

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait, and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject and those who don't need a subject.

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.