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Joke Topic - 'Cards' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cards'.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards.
Sit down, and I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there, and I'll deal with you in a minute.

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