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Joke Topic - 'Cards'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cards'.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.

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