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Joke Topic - 'Cards'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cards'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.


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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

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