Tourists
How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Governments
I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
Lightning
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Farmers
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
Roads
What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
Horses
What has two heads, six legs, and a tail?
A man on a horse.
Vampires
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
Psychiatrists
Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free?