Joke Topic - 'Car Drivers'

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

Magistrates act to keep theaters open

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.