Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sculptor
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
Motorist
Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
Uncle
My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
Hills
What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
Skiers
Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
Christmas Cracker
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
Answer
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Wife
Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
Nicer
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.