Joke Topic - 'Car Drivers'

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.