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Joke Topic - 'Car Drivers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Car Drivers'.

Related Topics: Cars (31) Motorists (6) Motorist (2)
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A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.


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Sculptor

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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