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Joke Topic - 'Car Drivers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Car Drivers'.

Related Topics: Cars (31) Motorists (6) Motorist (2)

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

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