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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Car Battery'.
Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Coffee
Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
It's real hot stuff.
Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
To a retail store.
Spoken
"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
Cows
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
A bullfighter.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Kings
When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
He sat down.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
In Bark-lays Bank.
Fireflies
How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
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