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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'


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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Fireflies

How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'

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