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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'


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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

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