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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Car Battery'.


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.


What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.


What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?


What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?


Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

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