Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
Vampires
What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
Detective
What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Actors
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Credit Cards
Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
Villagers
Gas rig men grilled by villagers