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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'


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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

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