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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'


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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Detective

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers

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