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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Car Battery'.


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).

Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?


Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.


What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

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