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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'


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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

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