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Joke Topic - 'Cannot'


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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

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