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Joke Topic - 'Cannot'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cannot'.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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