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Joke Topic - 'Cannot'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cannot'.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.

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