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Joke Topic - 'Cannot'


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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

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