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Joke Topic - 'Cannibals' - 37 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 37 jokes on the topic - 'Cannibals'.

'Doc,' said the cannibal to the witch doctor, 'I have terrible heartburn.'
'What have you been eating?' said the witch doctor.
'A lot of missionaries with hooded robes and bald heads,' said the cannibal.
'How do you cook them?' inquired the witch doctor.
'I boil them in a big iron pot,' said the head hunter.
'You idiot!' screamed the witch doctor. Those aren't boilers - they're friars!'
'I don't think much of your wife.'
'Well, never mind, just eat the vegetables.'
1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
1st Cannibal: What's the matter with you?
2nd Cannibal: I've got indigestion after having a millionaire for lunch.
1st Cannibal: Well, I'm not surprised you've got indigestion. You've been told not to eat anything that's too rich.
A cannibal captured a missionary in the depths of the jungle. He asked him about the most enjoyable way to consume him. 'Boiled or roasted?'
The missionary said, 'To tell you the truth, I'm a friar.'
A cannibal is watching his friend, who is also a cannibal. His friend walks up to someone and eats him, then comes back and announces, 'I'm a vegetarian.'
'But I just saw you eat that person!' The first cannibal cries.
'That's because he was a Swede.'
A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually, the engine stopped, and he realized that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he put on his parachute and jumped out of the door. He pulled the rip cord, his parachute opened, and he floated gently down toward a clearing in the jungle. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of a large cooking pot where the chief of the cannibals was cooking lunch. The chief cried out in astonishment, 'What is this flier doing in my soup?'
A sign over a cannibal's hut: 'I never met a man I didn't like.'
Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy, mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear; put him in the fridge, and we'll have him later.
Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married and, at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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