Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said, 'Your wife makes a great soup.'
'Yes,' said the other one, 'but I'm sure gonna miss her.'
What did one cannibal say to another?'Who was that girl I saw you with last night?'
'That was no girl; that was my supper.'
What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
What did the cannibals say to their next-door neighbors?
We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
What food did the cannibal order as his takeaway?
Pizza with everyone on it.
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
What's a cannibal's favorite meal?
Baked human beans.
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.