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Joke Topic - 'Candles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

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