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Joke Topic - 'Candles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

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