Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Computer Dating
"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
Rabbits
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
Rush
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Water
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
Doctors
Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Neatly
If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
Horse
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!