Joke Topic - 'Candles'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

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