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Joke Topic - 'Candles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

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