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Joke Topic - 'Candles'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.


Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?


What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

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