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Joke Topic - 'Candles'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.


PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.


Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.


Only the mediocre are always at their best

The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.


What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.


Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

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