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Joke Topic - 'Candles'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
Lets go out tonight.
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Skeptics
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Octopus
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
An animal that can milk itself.
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
it's full of currants!
Donkeys
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Doctors
I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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