Joke Topic - 'Candles' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Let's go out tonight.

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!

Which burns longer, a red or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

'We offer a competitive salary'
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.

The murderer definitely displayed ruthlessness when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.