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Joke Topic - 'Candles'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
Lets go out tonight.
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Baker
Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Merry Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Undertaker
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Dandruff
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Keyhole
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
Notice
Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
Insects
Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
Chocolate
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
An oyster egg.
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