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Joke Topic - 'Candles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.

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