Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Newspaper
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love
me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
Hair
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
Government
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Horses
What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
Dogs
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
Prisoners
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.