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Joke Topic - 'Candles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Hair

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

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