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Joke Topic - 'Candles'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
Lets go out tonight.
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Rabbits
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
A hip hopper.
Golf
PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
Pirates
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Blondes
Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
Mediocre
Only the mediocre are always at their best
The Bus
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
Vacation
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
Moo Zealand.
Banana
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
It wasn't peeling well.
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