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Joke Topic - 'Candles'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Candles'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.


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Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Horse

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!

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