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Joke Topic - 'Candle'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Candle'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!


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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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