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Joke Topic - 'Candle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Candle'.


What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

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Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.


How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.


Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.


I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.


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Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

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