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Joke Topic - 'Candle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Candle'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.

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