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Joke Topic - 'Candle'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Candle'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!


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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Hair

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.

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