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Joke Topic - 'Candle'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Candle'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!


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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

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