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Joke Topic - 'Candle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Candle'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

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