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Joke Topic - 'Candle'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Candle'.


What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!

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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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