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Joke Topic - 'Candle'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Candle'.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!


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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

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