Joke Topic - 'Canary'

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.