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Joke Topic - 'Canary'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Canary'.
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
The Canary Islands.
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Teacher
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
To a retail store.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
A: An Interpreter.
Football
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Cash
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Pigs
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
They called him an old boar.
Cats
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
Alley cats.
Elephants
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
An elephant with a machine gun.
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