Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teacher
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
Football
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Cash
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Pigs
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
Cats
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
Elephants
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.