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Joke Topic - 'Canary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Canary'.

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Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.


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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

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