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Joke Topic - 'Canary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Canary'.

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Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.


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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!

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