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Joke Topic - 'Canary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Canary'.

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Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.


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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

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