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Joke Topic - 'Canary'


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Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.


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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Goose

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!

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