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Joke Topic - 'Canary'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Canary'.
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
The Canary Islands.
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Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
Santa Jaws.
Deny
Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
Vikings
Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
They prefer to use Norse code.
School
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Lion
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
Colors
What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
The sun rose and the wind blue.
Chef
What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
A cook-out!
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