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Joke Topic - 'Canada'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Canada'.
A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What's that over yonder'?" the Scotsman asked of his guide.
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"
Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
He drank Canada Dry.
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Because he is still alive.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Crazy
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho path.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
Stealing
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
He was put in a dry cell.
Cannibals
Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
Friday
He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
Sherlock Holmes
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Christmas Decorations
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
You get tinselitis.
Voters
Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Farmer
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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