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Joke Topic - 'Canada'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Canada'.

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A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What's that over yonder'?" the Scotsman asked of his guide.
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

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