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Joke Topic - 'Canada'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Canada'.

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A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What's that over yonder'?" the Scotsman asked of his guide.
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Sculptor

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Dog

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

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