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Joke Topic - 'Canada'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Canada'.


A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What's that over yonder'?" the Scotsman asked of his guide.
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


What is a baby dog's favorite drink?


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'


My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

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