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Joke Topic - 'Canada'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Canada'.


A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What's that over yonder'?" the Scotsman asked of his guide.
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

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