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Joke Topic - 'Canada'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Canada'.


A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What's that over yonder'?" the Scotsman asked of his guide.
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.


Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.


Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?


Prunes give you a run for your money.

Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

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