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Joke Topic - 'Canada'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Canada'.

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A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in the northwoods of Canada. "What's that over yonder'?" the Scotsman asked of his guide.
"That's a moose, eh," said the guide.
"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, with raised eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd be sure an to hate to see your rats!"
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

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