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Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.

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The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.


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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

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