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Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.


The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.


What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

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