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Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.

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The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.


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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

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