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Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.

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The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.


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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

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