Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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