Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!

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