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Joke Topic - 'Camels'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Camels'.

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Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.


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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.

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