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Joke Topic - 'Camels'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Camels'.

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Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.


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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

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