Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
Waiters
How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Teflon
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the
frying pan?
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
Batman
How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
Vampires
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Cows
Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Jail
Did you hear about the English teacher who
was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.