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Joke Topic - 'Camelot'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Camelot'.


What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.

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Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.


How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.


If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?


Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!


How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.


Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.


Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

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