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Joke Topic - 'Camelot'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Camelot'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.


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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

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