Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Relatives
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Sewing Machine
Her sewing machine is out of thread.
Salary
You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
Laugh
You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
Chimps
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Police
A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
Nicer
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.