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Joke Topic - 'Calves'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.

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When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?


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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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