Joke Topic - 'Calves'

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!