Joke Topic - 'Calves'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

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Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

Her sewing machine is out of thread.

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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