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Joke Topic - 'Calves'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.

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When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?


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Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Sewing Machine

Her sewing machine is out of thread.
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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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