Joke Topic - 'Calves' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Calves'.

What did the little calf say to the silo?
'Is my fodder in there?

When I get old, will the calves on my legs be cows?

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Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresser.