Joke Topic - 'Calves'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

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