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Joke Topic - 'Calves'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.

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When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?


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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

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