Joke Topic - 'Calves'

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?