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Joke Topic - 'Calves'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.


When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

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What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.


Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

Sewing Machine

Her sewing machine is out of thread.


You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.


You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.


What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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