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Joke Topic - 'Calves'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.

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When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?


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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

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