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Joke Topic - 'Calves'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calves'.

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When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?


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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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