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Joke Topic - 'Calves'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Calves'.
What did the little calf say to the silo?
'Is my fodder in there?
'Is my fodder in there?
When I get old, will the calves on my legs be cows?
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When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home, she handed me a picture of it.
Schools
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Pigs
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.
Doctors
The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes, much better. I've been practising for weeks.'
My brother said, 'Oh yes, much better. I've been practising for weeks.'
Pigs
Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
Because he was an old bore.
Books
Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
Because he has a title.
Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.