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Joke Topic - 'Call'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Call'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Roman
What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
Julius Sneezer.
Loves You
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.
Mother-in-law
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Snowmen
Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
Crazy
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho path.
Witches
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
She needed a spell checker.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Yule Britannia.
Punk Rockers
How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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