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Joke Topic - 'Call'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Call'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.


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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

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