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Joke Topic - 'Call'


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.


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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

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