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Joke Topic - 'Call'


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.


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Roman

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Loves You

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.

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