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Joke Topic - 'Call'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Call'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

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What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.


You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.


This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


Old dieters never die, they just waist away.


Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.


Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

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