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Joke Topic - 'Call'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Call'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Light Bulbs
What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
I'm going out tonight.
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Musician
What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
One composes and the other decomposes.
Chicken
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this
chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Dog
What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
One drools and the other one dribbles.
Pigs
Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Working
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
it's full of currants!
Bank Robbers
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Bunny and Clyde.
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