Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Light Bulbs
What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Musician
What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
Chicken
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this
chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the
shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Dog
What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
Pigs
Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Working
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
Bank Robbers
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.