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Joke Topic - 'Calf'


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What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.

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