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Joke Topic - 'Calf'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calf'.

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What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Ghosts

Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

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