Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
A Shave
What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
Professors
Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
Criminals
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
Hotels
Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
Chicken
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
Calendar
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
Online Banking
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.