Joke Topic - 'Calf'

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.