Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Used Cars
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Motorists
Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Sausage Rolls
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Magician
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
Teeth
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
Vampires
What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
Road
What's that up the road? A head?