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Joke Topic - 'Calf'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calf'.


What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?

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A laser blade.


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They haunt criminals.


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Doctor Livingstone, I consume?


Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!


Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.

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