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Joke Topic - 'Calf'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calf'.

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What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Vampires

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?

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