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Joke Topic - 'Calf'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calf'.

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What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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