Joke Topic - 'Calf'

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.