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Joke Topic - 'Calf'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calf'.


What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?

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Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.


Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.


(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.


Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.


How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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