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Joke Topic - 'Calf'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calf'.

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What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

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