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Joke Topic - 'Calf'


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What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

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