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Joke Topic - 'Calendars' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendars'.

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail. They say his days are numbered.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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