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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.

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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Scottish

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Deja Vu

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

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