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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.

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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

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