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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.

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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.


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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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