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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.
Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
Because its days were numbered.
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Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Snakes
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
A civil serpent.
Mama
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
It's way pasture bedtime.
King
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Because they both have pages.
Kettles
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
A kettle.
Lawyers
Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
Cows
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
Lean beef.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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