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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.
Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
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Nut
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
Cashew!
Mushrooms
What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
Scottish
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
The Loch Ness pongster.
Haunted
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
Exorcise.
Butter
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Married
Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
Deja Vu
Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.
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