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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.

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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.


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The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

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