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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.


Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?


What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.


Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.


Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.


How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.


Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

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