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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.


Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.


What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.


What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.


Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.


What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.


Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.


What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.


24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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