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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.
Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
Because its days were numbered.
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Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
Drummers
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Rabbits
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
He was a millionhare.
Arrogant
I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
House
I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
A cuckoo cluck.
Dizzy
Good turns make me dizzy
Photographers
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
Hot Weather
Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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