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Joke Topic - 'Calendar'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Calendar'.

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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.


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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

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