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Joke Topic - 'Calculus'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculus'.

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Driveway

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
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Students

I is a university student
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

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