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Joke Topic - 'Calculus'


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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

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