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Joke Topic - 'Calculus'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculus'.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?


Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.


Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.


What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!


Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!


Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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