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Joke Topic - 'Calculus'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculus'.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Frogs
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
Hot croako.
10 Pin Bowling
What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Santa
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
The elf and safety officer.
Creatures
Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
The Ghostguard.
Judges
What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
It's been a very trying day!
Ghosts
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Doctors
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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