Joke Topic - 'Calculus'

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!