Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Car Mechanic
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
Chickens
Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
Woman
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
Daughter
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
Mudpack
John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Basketball
What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Snowmen
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
Bagpipes
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!