Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Doctors
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Driveway
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
Students
I is a university student
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Imaginary
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone
90 degrees and try again.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
The Lottery
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?