Joke Topic - 'Calculus'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculus'.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.

I is a university student

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

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