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Joke Topic - 'Calculus'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculus'.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.


What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?


She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!


John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.


What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.


Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

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