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Joke Topic - 'Calculus'


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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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