Joke Topic - 'Calculators' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Calculators'.

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.

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How many film stars does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. If things don't work out, at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

How do you know if an elephant is under your bed?A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!