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Joke Topic - 'Calculator'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculator'.
How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
With a cowculator.
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Flies
What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
A walk.
Elephants
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A: A dope ring.
Relatives
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
A rich relative.
Girlfriends
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
I called her my grille friend!
Idiot
You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
No, you're not perfect.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Phone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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