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Joke Topic - 'Calculator'


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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.


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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Poodle

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.

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