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Joke Topic - 'Calculator'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Calculator'.

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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.


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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Locked

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.

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