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Joke Topic - 'Calculator'


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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.


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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'

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