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Joke Topic - 'Calculator'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Calculator'.


How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.

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What kind of books do owls like to read?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.


What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

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