Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - C / Joke Topic - Calculator - 1
Joke Topic - 'Calculator'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Calculator'.
How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
With a cowculator.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scotsman
What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
Fort William.
Fish
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
On a waterbed.
Poodle
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
Pooched eggs.
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Acne carriages.
Mother-in-law
'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Fireman
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Blondes
Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
A divorce-he.
This is page 1 of 1