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Joke Topic - 'Calculator'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Calculator'.

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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.


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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

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