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Joke Topic - 'Cakes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cakes'.

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My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'


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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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