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Joke Topic - 'Cakes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cakes'.

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My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'


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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

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