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Joke Topic - 'Cakes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cakes'.

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My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'


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What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.

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