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Joke Topic - 'Cakes' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Cakes'.

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

In the middle of the night, a woman woke her husband with urgent news. She whispered, 'There's someone downstairs in the kitchen, helping themselves to the cake your mother baked for us.'
The husband said, 'Who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
'Hey, what's eating you?'

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Airlines

The attendant at the Airlines check-in desk asked the passenger, "Window or Aisle?"
The passenger replied, "Window or you'll what?"

Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

Computer Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Violins

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

Success

If, at first, you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.