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Joke Topic - 'Cakes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cakes'.

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My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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This tramp came to our house asking for food. My mum said, 'I think I'll offer him one of my rock cakes.'
My dad said, 'What harm has he ever done you?'


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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

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