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Joke Topic - 'Cake'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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