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Joke Topic - 'Cake'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

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