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Joke Topic - 'Cake'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.


A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.


Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?


Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!


What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

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