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Joke Topic - 'Cake'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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"A rash of good luck!"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Vet, Vet, Vet.
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They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
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Why do they call him that?
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Notice
Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
Christmas
What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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