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Joke Topic - 'Cake'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.


A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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