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Joke Topic - 'Cake'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Smart

He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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