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Joke Topic - 'Cake'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

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