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Joke Topic - 'Cake'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

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