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Joke Topic - 'Cake'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
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He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Furniture

What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.

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