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Joke Topic - 'Cake'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Sheep
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
A wet blanket.
Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
A hot-weiler!
Sings
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Elvis Parsley.
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Doctors
Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Scotsman
How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
Deer
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A styling mousse.
Beer
Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
He came to a bitter end.
Furniture
What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
The multiplication tables.
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