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Joke Topic - 'Cake'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.


A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.


Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.

The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.


What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.


Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.


He's as smart as a politician is honest.


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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