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Joke Topic - 'Cake'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cake'.
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Gone Forever
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Bananas
Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
Because they go around in bunches.
Piano
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
A flat minor!!
The Titanic
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
Worry
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
A shaggy dogs tale.
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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