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Joke Topic - 'Cage'


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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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