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Joke Topic - 'Cage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cage'.

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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


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Fail

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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