Joke Topic - 'Cage'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cage'.

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

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Fail

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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