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Joke Topic - 'Cage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cage'.

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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

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