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Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.


Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

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Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.


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Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.


Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."


How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

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