Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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