Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.