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Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.

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Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?


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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

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