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Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.


Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.

A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.


Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.


How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."


What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?


Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.


When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!


Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

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