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Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.

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Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?


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Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

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