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Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.

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Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?


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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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