Joke Topic - 'Cafeteria'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cafeteria'.

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

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