Joke Topic - 'Caddy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Caddy'.

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."

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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

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