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Joke Topic - 'Caddy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Caddy'.

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"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."


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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

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