Joke Topic - 'Caddy'

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.