Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Marriage
Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Chicken
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this
chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the
shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Eyes
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
King
Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
Golf
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
Pessimists
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
Christmas
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Distress
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.