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Joke Topic - 'Caddy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Caddy'.

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"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."


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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

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