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Joke Topic - 'Caddy'


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"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."


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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

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