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Joke Topic - 'Caddy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Caddy'.

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"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."


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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Weddings

What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

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