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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.

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What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


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Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

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