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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.

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What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

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