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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

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He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.


Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.


Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!


What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

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