Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it