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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.

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What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers

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