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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.

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What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

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