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Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.
What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
A spring cabbage.
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Politicians
I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
Drummers
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Books
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
When he is a boxer.
Yodel
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Cookies
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Burgers
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Fleas
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Girlfriends
My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking
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