Joke Topic - 'Cabbage'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cabbage'.

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

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