Men
Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.
Kissing
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Wills
What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
Time
There's no future in time travel
Sports
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
Cab Drivers
Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
Bees
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
Managers
The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m.
Cars
Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.