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Joke Topic - 'Cab Drivers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cab Drivers'.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
Will: How much will it cost to take me to the train station?
Taxi driver: Five dollars, sir.
Will: How much will you charge to take my suitcase?
Taxi driver: There's no charge for the suitcase.
WIll: In that case, take the suitcase and I'll walk.

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