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Joke Topic - 'Cab Drivers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cab Drivers'.
Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
A croaker spaniel.
Judges
How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
Usually by trial and error.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Keys
What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
A donkey.
Pets
'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
Wife
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
He only drinks condensed milk.
Hands
What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
A Clock.
Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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