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Joke Topic - 'Cab Drivers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cab Drivers'.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.


How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'


Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!

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