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Joke Topic - 'Buzzing' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buzzing'.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

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