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Joke Topic - 'Buy'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10-dollar note
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.
If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Bosses
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Ghosts
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Soul music.
Chickens
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
An egg.
Parrots
What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
The parrots of Penzance.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Kings
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Henry the 1/8th.
Kings
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
So no one could corner him.
Dogs
Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
Blondes
What prompted the blonde to scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
To see what was on the other side.