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Joke Topic - 'Buy'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
They go to Wool-mart!
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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Cavemen
One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
Wonder
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Cows
Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
He became a milk sheikh.
Ants
What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
An antique.
Strawberry
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
Cat
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Caterpilla
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Politicians
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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