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Joke Topic - 'Buy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!


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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

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