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Joke Topic - 'Buy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

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Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
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Because he was letting thing's slide.


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A paws.

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