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Joke Topic - 'Buy'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!


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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.

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