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Joke Topic - 'Buy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

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What do you call a camel with three humps?


Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.


What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.


Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.

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