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Joke Topic - 'Buy'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.


Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.


Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.


What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!


Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.


Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

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