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Joke Topic - 'Buy'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!


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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.

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