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Joke Topic - 'Buy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!


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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

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