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Joke Topic - 'Buy'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Buy'.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.


My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'


We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie one you like.


What kind of birds are usually locked up?


Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.


What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.


Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

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