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Joke Topic - 'Butter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Butter'.

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Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.


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Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Which bird is always out of breath?
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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.

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