Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Silence
Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
Doctors
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Students
I is a university student
Ventriloquists
How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
Parents
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
King Arthur
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Cricket
Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
Pilot
Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
Cats
Cats flattened while you watch.