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Joke Topic - 'Butter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Butter'.

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Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.


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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Students

I is a university student
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.

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