Joke Topic - 'Butchers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Butchers'.

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

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Millicent who?
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