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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'

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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!


Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!


Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.


What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.


Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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