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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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