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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

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