Joke Topic - 'Butcher'

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.

His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.