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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Zebra

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

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