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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Butcher'.
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Meat.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Toys
What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
Lego!
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Not Yourself
You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
Cry
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
Food
What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
Fry-day.
Santa
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
The elf and safety officer.
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Santapplause.
Birds
What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
The red sparrows.
Golf Balls
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
They don't have steering wheels!
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