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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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