Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Guy
What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
Ski Lift
His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
Accountants
My accountant told me that the only reason why
my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
Snakes
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Christmas
What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.