Joke Topic - 'Butcher'

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.