Joke Topic - 'Butcher'

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.