Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Frozen
What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
Deer
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A Bad Company
If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
London
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Zebra
What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
Praying
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Jail
Did you hear about the English teacher who
was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.