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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Butcher'.

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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

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