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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Guy

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
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Ski Lift

His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.

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