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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.

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