Joke Topic - 'Butcher'

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.

A fate worse than death is better than dying

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.