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Joke Topic - 'Butcher'


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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

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