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Joke Topic - 'Business'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Business'.

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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Millionaire: To make it big in business you must abide by two principles, honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain son. Never make any promises.
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Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.


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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

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