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Joke Topic - 'Business'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Business'.
He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Millionaire: To make it big in business you must abide by two principles, honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain son. Never make any promises.
Son: What do you mean, dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain son. Never make any promises.
Old doughnut makers never die,
they just get tired of the whole business.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Golf
Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
Husband: To a tee party.
Bees
What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
A grumble bee!
Lawyers
Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
Fool
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Antiques
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known
collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
Frogs
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
You croak.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Lily.
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