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Joke Topic - 'Business'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Business'.
He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Millionaire: To make it big in business you must abide by two principles, honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain son. Never make any promises.
Son: What do you mean, dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain son. Never make any promises.
Old doughnut makers never die,
they just get tired of the whole business.
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Mistletoe
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Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
Burgers
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
A Stage
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Happened
Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
He was charged with assault.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
Skunk
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Because he had a stinking cold.
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