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Joke Topic - 'Business' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Business'.
He is a born executive his father owns the business.
In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Millionaire: To make it big in business, you must abide by two principles: honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, Dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now, what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain, son. Never make any promises.
Son: What do you mean, Dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now, what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain, son. Never make any promises.
Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.
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Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Vampires
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
In the blood bank.
Weather
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
Musicians
What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Homeless.
Antiques
Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
Photographers
Old photographers never die; they just stop developing.
Consultants
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
Teachers
Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
Because she had such a bright class.
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?