He is a born executive his father owns the business.
In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Millionaire: To make it big in business, you must abide by two principles: honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, Dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now, what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain, son. Never make any promises.
Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.
Voting
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Lightbulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
Count Dracula
What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
Dating
Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
Fat
Yo momma is so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
Games
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Noses
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Butlers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.