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Joke Topic - 'Business' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Business'.

He is a born executive his father owns the business.
In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Millionaire: To make it big in business, you must abide by two principles: honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, Dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now, what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain, son. Never make any promises.
Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!

Lightbulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.

Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Fat

Yo momma is so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

Games

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.

Noses

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Butlers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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