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Joke Topic - 'Business'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Business'.

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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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In the office we talk about baseball, shopping, or fishing; but when we are out watching the game, in the shopping mall, or on the lake, we talk about business.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Millionaire: To make it big in business you must abide by two principles, honesty and wisdom.
Son: What do you mean, dad?
Millionaire: Always be honest in business. If you make a promise, you must keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it.
Son: Okay, dad. Now what about wisdom?
Millionaire: Wisdom is quite simple to explain son. Never make any promises.
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Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.


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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Woodpeckers

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

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