Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - B / Joke Topic - Business Consultant - 1

Joke Topic - 'Business Consultant'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Business Consultant'.

$text4

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
$text4

Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
$text4

One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
$text4

Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
$text4

Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
$text4

Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
$text4

Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
$text4

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
$text4

Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

This is page 1 of 1