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Joke Topic - 'Business Consultant'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Business Consultant'.


An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

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Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.


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When it is being beaten.


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Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.


Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.


Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!


How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.


Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!


Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

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