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Joke Topic - 'Business Consultant'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Business Consultant'.

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An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.


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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

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