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Joke Topic - 'Business Consultant'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Business Consultant'.
An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Walk
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
A river.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
Elephants
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
Factory
What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
A hamburglar.
Colors
What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
The sun rose and the wind blue.
Quasimodo
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
To iron his shirts.
Deny
Man Denies He Committed Suicide
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
Door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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