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Joke Topic - 'Business Consultant'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Business Consultant'.
An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Chaos
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Guess
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Passengers
Passengers hit by cancelled trains
Dogs
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Money
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Whoo-dunnits.
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