Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Toaster
Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
Egg
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
Cemetery
Filming in cemetery angers residents
Change
Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Apples
How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
Witch
Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.