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Joke Topic - 'Business Consultant'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Business Consultant'.

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An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.


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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.

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