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Joke Topic - 'Business Consultant'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Business Consultant'.


An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

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1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.


How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.


Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


Passengers hit by cancelled trains


Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

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