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Joke Topic - 'Buses' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Buses'.

A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours, lady? Or is it a picnic?'
' They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'
Two drunks were riding a roller coaster when one turned to the other and said, 'We may be making good time, but I've got a feeling we're on the wrong bus.'
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.

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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?

Cats

Knock, knock.
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.

Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
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