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Joke Topic - 'Buses' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Buses'.

A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours, lady? Or is it a picnic?'
' They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'

Two drunks were riding a roller coaster when one turned to the other and said, 'We may be making good time, but I've got a feeling we're on the wrong bus.'

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Calves

What did the little calf say to the silo?
'Is my fodder in there?

Politicians

I think, therefore, I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Teachers

I went to high school for so long that the other students brought me apples. They thought I was the teacher.

Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

Executives

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe lend me five dollars? I want to buy some chocolate.

Office Parties

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.