King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?
Cats
Knock, knock.
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Waiters
How many WAITERS does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.
Worry
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Marriage
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.