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Joke Topic - 'Bus Drivers' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Drivers'.

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

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