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Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Driver'.

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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


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Banks

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

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