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Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Driver'.

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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

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