Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Robbery
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Mummies
Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Mother Nature
When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
Beer
Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
Doctors
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Marry
Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.