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Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Driver'.

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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.

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