Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Trees
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
Dog
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
Cowboys
Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
Kitten
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Angry
Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
Hockey
Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
A Monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
Camelot
What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
Credit Cards
Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.