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Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Driver'.

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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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"Diet."
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Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.

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