Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.