Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Driver'.

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

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