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Joke Topic - 'Bus Driver'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bus Driver'.

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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.

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