Joke Topic - 'Buried' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried your mother-in-law last week.'
'Had to... she was dead.'

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A Golden Retriever.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

'Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?'

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

My brother said, 'I've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.