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Joke Topic - 'Buried'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

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'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

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