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Joke Topic - 'Buried'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

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'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.

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