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Joke Topic - 'Buried'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

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'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".

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