Joke Topic - 'Buried'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.

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