Joke Topic - 'Buried' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried your mother-in-law last week.'
'Had to... she was dead.'

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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What is white, light, and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

Old farmers don't die; they simply go to seed.

Did you hear about the idiot who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.

Customer: Would you please let me try on the dress in the window?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

I wouldn't say my husband is thin, but he looks like a thermometer when he wears a red necktie.

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.