Joke Topic - 'Buried'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Buried'.

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

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