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Joke Topic - 'Buried At Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buried At Sea'.

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Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

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