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Joke Topic - 'Buried At Sea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buried At Sea'.


Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.


What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.


Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.


Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.


Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.


Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

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