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Joke Topic - 'Buried At Sea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buried At Sea'.


Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.


What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.


Work is the curse of the drinking class.


Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.

Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

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