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Joke Topic - 'Buried At Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buried At Sea'.

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Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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Elephant

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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A Shave

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".

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