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Joke Topic - 'Buried At Sea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Buried At Sea'.

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Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

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