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Joke Topic - 'Burgers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Burgers'.

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Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Fantastic," Mary replied. "I'll come with you."
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What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.


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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Christmas

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

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