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Joke Topic - 'Burgers' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Burgers'.
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. It'll be round.
Waiter: No, sir. It'll be round.
Mary announced that she would start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. 'Great,' Sue exclaimed. 'I'm ready to start a diet, too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first.'
'Fantastic,' Mary replied. 'I'll come with you.'
'Fantastic,' Mary replied. 'I'll come with you.'
What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Schools
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Fish
I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing was deaf, so I bought it a herring aid.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Girlfriends
My other girlfriend is beautiful
Astronomers
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Wives
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Blondes
Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.
They're too hard to peel.