Joke Topic - 'Bulls' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Bulls'.

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.

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What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

My brother asked this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.

What would you call 15 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.

Marriage - a three-ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.