Maths
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Dogs
Why did the Labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
Sking
Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
Cereal
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Spaceman
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
Lucky
I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
Nature
Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Insurance
Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often