Joke Topic - 'Bulldozer'

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

Saliva drools O.K.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!