Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Justice
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Stealing
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Knock Knock
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
Villagers
Gas rig men grilled by villagers
Coke
I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
Parrots
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.