Joke Topic - 'Bull'

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Where there's a will there's a relative

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.