Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Insult
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Light
Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Overweight
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.