Joke Topic - 'Bull'

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.