Joke Topic - 'Bull'

Justice - a decision in your favor.

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Gas rig men grilled by villagers

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.