Joke Topic - 'Bull'

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.