Joke Topic - 'Bulb'

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!