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Joke Topic - 'Bulb'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bulb'.


He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

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Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.

Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"


What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.


What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?


Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

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