Joke Topic - 'Bulb'

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets