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Joke Topic - 'Bulb'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bulb'.

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He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

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