Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Graduates
Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
Scared
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Ghosts
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Bees
What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
Gone Forever
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
Frogs
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Lawyers
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
Eggs
Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.