Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Undertaker
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Argue
Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
Doctors
George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
Octopus
Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
Cows
What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
Spell
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
Teacher
l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
Light Bulbs
How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
The Titanic
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.