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Joke Topic - 'Building Site'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Building Site'.

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What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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