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Joke Topic - 'Bugs'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bugs'.

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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.


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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

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