Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out and put new ones in.
What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.