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Joke Topic - 'Bugs'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bugs'.


Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?

Which type of bugs are the messiest

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.


Marriage: The first union to defy management.


Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!


What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

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