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Joke Topic - 'Bugs'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bugs'.

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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.


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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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