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Joke Topic - 'Bugs'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bugs'.


Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?

Which type of bugs are the messiest

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Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!


What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.


I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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