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Joke Topic - 'Bugs'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Bugs'.

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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.


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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Wonder

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.

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