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Joke Topic - 'Bug'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bug'.
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chicken
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
Pilot
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Because he was plane crazy.
Skunks
How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.
A phew.
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Money
Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Steak
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Beer
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
He buys TWO cases of beer.
Cash
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Rush
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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