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Joke Topic - 'Bug'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bug'.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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