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Joke Topic - 'Bug'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bug'.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

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