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Joke Topic - 'Bug'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bug'.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Shopping Cart

Her shopping cart can't hold all the groceries.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

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