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Joke Topic - 'Bug'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bug'.


Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

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What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.


Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.


What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.


I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)


What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.


How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.


What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

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