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Joke Topic - 'Bug'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Bug'.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

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